CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
That crazy scamp Jessi Slaughter has done it again! Beyond all thoughts of decent parenting, this small insane scene-child was released into the internet. Her ever so loving parents made sure she had a webcam, and know she will never make any bad choices when always on some of her favorite sites like Stickam, YouTube, and 4chan. Also note the fact you have to be 18 to browse 4chan. She is currently being protected and watched over by the “cyber police.” Jessi has always been known to act very mature for her age using gratuitous amounts of foul language and obscene gestures, although she still claims she is not a whore and we are just haters. There is no denying that she dun goofed with posting scantily clad pictures of herself and claiming that she “haz moar titz than u!” Anons everywhere saw this abomination of parenting and the child herself and decided to troll her, and she and her parents responded like any normal person would. By screaming, yelling, and crying in a YouTube video telling people to stop trolling “or else!” Her father, finally stepping up to the plate “backtraced [our] emails” and “called the cyber police on us.” Unfortunately for us, real police and law enforcers got involved and now there are actual consequences about to be put into action.